Funny Quotes - Part2

Quotes		Source
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.		Will Rogers
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.		Henry W Beecher
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.		Jack Handey
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.		Jack Handey
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.		Jack Handey
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?		Jack Handey
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.		Jack Handey
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.		Orison S Marden
He who laughs, lasts.		Mary P Poole
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.		Will Rogers